February 2012
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I have very strong opinions, re: cornbread
The other day at my internship, someone had made cornbread and brought it in to share. I was very very excited, since I handn’t had cornbread since I was in SC for Christmas. I know I should have known better, but I took a huge bite, tasted the entire sugar plantation that must have been harvested for that single bite, and promptly wanted to spit it back out and then subsequently die. It...
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“You’ve got shit on your face.”
– Me on Ash Wednesday (via bringtheruckuss)
The thesis of my internal monologue today.
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“Great. Sweet and vulnerable is like a kitten, Landry, not a boyfriend.”
– Stupid, cute lil’ Matt Saracen
I don’t think he realizes that kittens and boyfriends are the perfect cross. If only I could have a kitten for a boyfriend.
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You’re a good man, Charlie Shaw.
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New obsession: Friday Night Lights
It’s partly the drama, and partly the hot football players. But I find it’s paired best with old obsessions (eating cheese/drinking wine) and I think the main reason is really this:
It really, really is.
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Duane Benzie: You know what the say about love and war.
Tim Bisley: Yeah, one involves a lot of physical and psychological pain, and the other one's war.
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“Now excuse me while I endorse 10 beers into my mouth, because this has been an...”
– My girl, Leslie Knope
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wamiv-:
I’m in the library right now and every time a hot guy walks in I do this really unnatural movement and move my head a lot and pout my lips because I want him to see me from at least 3 angles so he can decide if I’m hot or not.
No success.
Me, every single day at the circulation desk. I even do the hair flip when I go get their hold books for them.
No success.
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Only class today was cancelled.
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Bob Dylan | When I Paint My Masterpiece
Train...
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dancingswallow replied to your photo: GPOYW I just feel way to attractive to be going…
bobst is a sex term too
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1952 Vincent Black Lightening | Richard Thompson
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Love Love Love | The Mountain Goats
Some moments...
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So what
if I go through all the pages of my blog and someone else’s blog and braid my hair three different ways and make a snack before I’ll write a measly 750 word response to a book of poetry?
As long as is done by 11 tomorrow, there’s nothing wrong with my time management skills.
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Goodbye, Whitney... →
;__;
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I was definitely half asleep when texting this...
Kevin: I just got Starbucks for the first time in 2012. I'm a horrible person. A hungover horrible person enjoying deliciousness.
Kevin: Omg. This is the best coffee I've ever had in my entire life. Suckling on it like a baby. Coffffeeeeeeeee.
Me: Lol. And thus Kevin's Starbucks addiction begins.
Kevin: daaaaangeeeeeeerrrrr
Me: Zoooooone
Kevin: Yes it's official you are perfect that is the EXACT response I was looking for.
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My brain feels like
someone scrambled it in a frying pan and then locked in a desk drawer full of razor blades and other sharp things.
My roommate’s sister won an open bar at someplace in midtown last night. It only lasted from 10-11, but you can do a lot of damage in just one hour.
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Looking back on my last relationship,
I should have known it would never have worked. I mean, I’m a Beatles and he’s a Stones.
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I wish I could explain to you the horrors of this...
dancingswallow:
but I am so far beyond that point. It’s so bad. So bad. I can’t even handle it. Doesn’t help that it’s 30. pages. long. This bitch made the font size 11 and only spaced it 1.5 hoping that no one would notice. No bitch. no. I changed it to the settings we’re supposed to be using, and yea. it’s 30 pages. We have a 5-10 page suggested range.
what.
what bitch.
Doesn’t help that...
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Noted Fashion Photographer Nigel Barker
fatmacmcgee:
I’ve decided to let him stay.
Cheryl is currently my favorite person for three reasons:
She has a kitty. Kittykittykitty.
She named him Noted Fashion Photographer Nigel Barker. Which is fantastic on so many levels. Genius even.
She. has. a. kitty.
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a character in Doctor Who: Doctor Who?
me: ohhhhhHHHHHAHHAH YOU DID THE THING
THEY
THEY DID THAT THING WHERE THE NAME
HA
OHGOD
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“Sometimes ’I want you to fuck my face’ is as close to tenderness
as we can manage”
- Michael Dickman, ‘Stations(IV)’
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